I should clarify that I quoted the US #1 for my initial selection - being able to rope in the Simpsons reference made it just that little bit more bearable.

"You Light Up My Life" - Debby Boone

…Henery the Eighth, I am,
Henery the Eighth I am, I am!

Townshend gets membership to the songwriting greats if for nothing else, but penning 'Substitute'.

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so…

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry ("P.U.S.S.Y. Cry")
How do you make a vagina cry?

Definitely.

Count Floyd is worth the price of admission alone.

Hmmm…I say wait until they start pressing copies of 'The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley', then it'll be partytime!

No, wait….

About as funny as a bucketful of dead babies.

No, they still haven't released 'The New Adventures of Beans Baxter' yet.

Just a minus?
I'm betting on a B-

I think you've had enough.
No.
Now you've had enough…bitch.