Hakuna Matata.

Great White Shart.

They'd better not play too much Springsteen, or their brandy will taste like New Jersey.

Keep playing basketball, assholes!

Go Set an Ant-Man

"It can be two things." -George RR Martin

When I was a lad I vomited four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown I vomit five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

They should have had Josh Fenderman there instead.

But erotic friend fiction is OK, right?

I really liked The…Monitar.

Only freaks and geeks will like this comment.

That punchline was only revealed because Grandson of Neckbeard wanted the royalty money.

"My desires are…unconventional."

"Shut the fuck up, and let me legislate in peace." -State Senator Ehrmantraut

I AM THE ONE WHO IGNORES THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY!

Badger can use his Star Trek script to start filibusters.

Opossum makes it sound like he's Irish or something.

I don't think I can fit into those costumes. They're too tight tight tight!

It could have traveled the world on its yacht, the "Molest-4-Ever."

Between having to excuse their friendship with the Duggars and competing with Donald Trump, "Republican Presidential Candidate" has become America's least dignified job.