So much for borrowing this shirt from Rent-A-Swag.

Upvoted for King Canute reference.

It's a dam good name.

Hopefully no one will give him a Valyrian steel sword.

Favorite track: Last Donut of the Night, with Two Can Win a close second.

Will he release a follow up called Kaneda and Age?

But…the hammer is your penis?

*Raises a glass of Schraderbrau*

All this publicity will make this a Hot Rock album.

"Now I have a protruberance."

I hope you're swearing to tell the whole truth and nothing butt the truth.

*Krasinski sends a warning message to the embassy, but they think it's one of his pranks and ignore it*

You can teach your son the true nature of capitalism by telling him that whoever invented the McNugget is still working in the basement of McDonald's for regular wage.

I guess they'll start filming in the summer, to avoid 40-degree days.

Frohman's not the boss of me now!

No wonder he's meeting the Grim Reaper, if he's eating all those unhealthy foods!

I've never had to say "Yes, and," but I know someone who has.
Which makes me wonder if I could, it makes me wonder if I've
Never had to say "Yes, and." And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good.
That's the impression that I get.

Skank robber?

So you're saying they're terrible no matter what? That's a Catch 22 (pun intended?)!

I'm scared to ask what she thinks of Garfield Minus Garfield.