Gross. Please tell me you are like 150 years old and that this happened in the olden days. That kid is gonna do the math when they are old enough and either want to kill themselves or become a rapist like dad.

And I believe they are all felons. And now this child molester guy. I expect better decisions from someone who was a grandmother at 32!

The only thing tiresome about Happy Endings was how often I told my friends they needed to watch it.

Blais made a snow in the final episode of Top Chef Duels and then he says he hates olive oil snow!

I'm surprised Todd English showed his face considering he owes hundreds of thousands of dollars to multiple people around Boston for his many failed restaurants.

I don't think the Knockout format would be fair in regular Top Chef. The 2 dudes who got kicked off in the first episode would have to win just 2 matches to get into the shows finale.

Nev R. Ben Laide sounds like a more accurate name for Kirk Cameron.

I hope HBO learned a lesson that making great TV shows is more important than being "honored" at the 5th Annual Salute to Big Bang Theory and Modern Family.

Central Perk: where pussies go to relax.

Carol wanted someone manlier than Ross so she left him for Susan.

Friends had some ridiculous stuff like Ross's monkey and the time Phoebe thought an old woman's soul was living in her, but I thought they handled Ross and Monica sleeping together really well. What could have seemed gross and desperate was actually quite tender and thoughtful.

The other day I heard my friend sent out an email party invitation but I didn't get one. Because of last weeks episode I checked my spam folder, and sure enough the invitation was in there. I can now say that Nathan For You is having a direct impact on my life.

Cute newborn babies have the cleanest urine if you ever need to drink some when you are scared.

He was playing a mechanic, being under the bus is part of his job!

The Playstation controller only had rumble and analog sticks years later after it copied the N64 controller.

I'm pretty sure that guy Batista did sign up for the embarrassment that was Dexter.

That guy has probably represented child molesters at one point in his career but I bet they never made him as mad as Nathan did.

100% of smokers are inconsiderate, littering assholes.

Anything that reminds me of Six Feet Under is definitely OK with me. Plus a world where Jennifer Lopez is dead sounds good to me, am I right Justin?

"Is this a PF Changs?" will also work in this movie.