I think the new album is Fiona's worst. I still really like it cause she is super fucking talented but I miss the violins and keyboard stuff and Jon Brion-ness of her past albums. Its just too spare for me.

5 Feet and 4 Inches Under

Years of burning himself by licking the stove top has mad him immune to pain. He will be an unstoppable, evil force.

According to wikipedia Brendon and Jon Benjamin sometimes forgot which one did the voice for Walter and which was Perry.

Its only a matter of time before she has herself a punny named show on the Food Network.

Lena Dunham won for best actress in a comedy. If Tina Fey is funnier, than shouldn't she have won the COMEDY award? Being funny is a lot harder than being a good dramatic actress. There are a million actresses who can do dramatic stuff. How many actresses are as funny as Tina or Amy? Probably zero.

Why pay for such a thing when the tube sock you found under your bed is free?

There is a special place in hell when annoying people criticize Tina Fey or Amy Poehler. Also I wouldn't want to start with Amy, I bet she'd beat her country pop tweeny ass.

They play that song at my gym sometimes. And by sometimes I mean every hour. Hearing it makes me work out harder so that if I ever see the members of Train I'll be able to inflict more physical pain on them.

Or how about a food network show with Ghostface and Raekwon called
Iron(man) Chef(Raekwon).

Do you think your bunny ear phone can defeat me?
En garde, I'll let you try my Wu Tang style tofu and bell pepper kebabs

Blanket hogs. 

All 3 returning chefs made the show more interesting in their own way. I say they do it every year.

I'm glad it didn't go 5 rounds. Deciding the result of a whole season of top chef on one dessert is like when the stupid world cup is decided by penalty kicks. Dessert is the inferior course and we've seen chefs leave it off their finale meal for good reason.

I wouldn't describe her that way. She works at Stir in Boston which does fancy cooking classes and demonstrations, wine dinners, has a cook book store etc.
Its owned by Barbara Lynch who was the master chef from last season's finale that Paul chose to be part of his team that eventually won. I think Kristen cooks…

The Providence Whatyagonnados

Stupid democracy.

Hey, who's got a peanut for turtleface?

Except with longer loading times.

A lot of women did want to fuck Woody Allen back then. He got Diane Keaton in real life so its obviously possible.