I would like to Pat Sajak all over Vanna White.

Also be careful about letting him crash at your place because he may do flith in your bed.

I am only familiar with Honey Boo Boo from seeing the ads but from what I can gather I am upset that they are filming this group of mentally retarded people and forcing them to breed starting at a very young age.

Damn she is 48. I figured she is early 40's like Jennifer Anniston. As long as both of them are still babes I feel like the world is a nice place and that everything is going to be OK.

Happy Endings is one of my favorite shows and I didn't even know it was airing Sunday night. I'm sure there were many like me.

I'll have a large Wu Tangerine and a medium Orange C.R.E.A.M.

NCIS and NCIS LA are probably the same exact show but I'm not sure because I've never watched either.

Ruth fantasized about killing all her exes, Rainn Wilson's character included,  in one of the last episodes after having an awful camping trip with Hiram.

The Office already does star the two dullest characters. They are named Jim and Pam.

The inventor of all purpose flour if I remember my history books correctly.

Does Spike Lee want to be made an honorary pet dog owned by a Korean-American family?

Hi my name is Billy Crystal  and I've been unfunny for decades yet people keep giving me money and if you hate me I don't blame you because I suck very badly yet I still probably got to "accidentally" brush up against Maria Tomei's left breast filming a scene for this terrible movie. 

Hi my name is Billy Crystal  and I've been unfunny for decades yet people keep giving me money and if you hate me I don't blame you because I suck very badly yet I still probably got to "accidentally" brush up against Maria Tomei's left breast filming a scene for this terrible movie. 

FINISH HIM…OFF

FINISH HIM…OFF

You don't say that in reply to a post that is discussing the subject matter at hand in a relevant way. You have failed at using "cool story, bro" which is a very hard thing to do.

You don't say that in reply to a post that is discussing the subject matter at hand in a relevant way. You have failed at using "cool story, bro" which is a very hard thing to do.

6 seasons actually. I watched every episode. I think I like it because I don't know anyone like the people in the cast so they are fascinating to me. On the other hand partying at a beach house with your friends is something I relate to and look back on with the fondest of memories. So for me Jersey Shore had a good…

6 seasons actually. I watched every episode. I think I like it because I don't know anyone like the people in the cast so they are fascinating to me. On the other hand partying at a beach house with your friends is something I relate to and look back on with the fondest of memories. So for me Jersey Shore had a good…

NOEL MURRAY IS STANDING UP TO BIG EXERCISE! HE WILL NOT SIT BY AND ALLOW FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO LEAD HEALTHY, ACTIVE LIVES.