The mugger was described as 4'8, bald, with prominent facial hair

All she ever did was complain all the time. Remember when she took home all the leftovers and didn't give her friends any?

All she ever did was complain all the time. Remember when she took home all the leftovers and didn't give her friends any?

White people are prevalent on this show, you are right about that.

White people are prevalent on this show, you are right about that.

Janice is annoying but her mom and Paulie's mom are the worst.

Janice is annoying but her mom and Paulie's mom are the worst.

The writers at the AV Club think that Anna Farris is the perfectly seared scallop surrounded by overcooked  and unfunny risotto.

The writers at the AV Club think that Anna Farris is the perfectly seared scallop surrounded by overcooked  and unfunny risotto.

Counterpoint:

Counterpoint:

A timely AND titular post.

A timely AND titular post.

Hot Chip is probably my #1 for the year.

Hot Chip is probably my #1 for the year.

What channel is that on, Lifetime?

What channel is that on, Lifetime?

I'm down with watching documentaries about a guy who puts nails through his peener or one where dolphins are brutally murdered but I would not be able to stomach 90 minutes of those greedy assholes.

I'm down with watching documentaries about a guy who puts nails through his peener or one where dolphins are brutally murdered but I would not be able to stomach 90 minutes of those greedy assholes.

Another rom-com. My career is…down under. I'm Australian, right?