"My only two loves were my wife and alcohol, and now I can't have either."

Here I am baby
Sign says the limit
Im yours

Here I am baby
Sign says the limit
Im yours

If you told me this collab was gonna happen back in 2005 I would have flipped out with excitement. I'm still excited but I was super into both of those bands at that point.

If you told me this collab was gonna happen back in 2005 I would have flipped out with excitement. I'm still excited but I was super into both of those bands at that point.

I like Sunset Rubdown better than both. Dragonslayer is my favorite album by any of them, followed by Wolf Parade's debut. Two very different albums but both are awesome.

I like Sunset Rubdown better than both. Dragonslayer is my favorite album by any of them, followed by Wolf Parade's debut. Two very different albums but both are awesome.

SNES also has Tecmo Bowl. I know this because I played an entire season on it last year. Marino whipped my pathetic Patriots in the first round of the playoffs =(

SNES also has Tecmo Bowl. I know this because I played an entire season on it last year. Marino whipped my pathetic Patriots in the first round of the playoffs =(

The Squeaqkuel paid for that snazzy Southwestern print shirt you see above, and the lake house he wears it at, so totally worth it.

The Squeaqkuel paid for that snazzy Southwestern print shirt you see above, and the lake house he wears it at, so totally worth it.

Who cares about the Emmys. Anyone who does is probably too lame to appreciate something as awesome as Breaking Bad. If I were part of the BB cast or crew who won an Emmy I'd pull a Woody Allen at The Oscars and say I'm not showing up to accept my award because this awards show is a joke.

Who cares about the Emmys. Anyone who does is probably too lame to appreciate something as awesome as Breaking Bad. If I were part of the BB cast or crew who won an Emmy I'd pull a Woody Allen at The Oscars and say I'm not showing up to accept my award because this awards show is a joke.

Thats being generous of them. Way more than 1 out of 4 American teens are fat.

Thats being generous of them. Way more than 1 out of 4 American teens are fat.

Oh, so thats what the M stands for in The Learning Channel.

Oh, so thats what the M stands for in The Learning Channel.

Lets see how good you look after you pull an all nighter at a club, go to work in the same outfit in the morning, take shots at the bar next to your work starting around 10AM,  stumble into the ocean and get arrested for causing a public disturbance!

Lets see how good you look after you pull an all nighter at a club, go to work in the same outfit in the morning, take shots at the bar next to your work starting around 10AM,  stumble into the ocean and get arrested for causing a public disturbance!

The only good thing about Brand X are Tim Heidecker's tweets about it.