Belle Isle is the Belle of the Ball!- No one

Only someone born to rich, famous parents can be as delusional, smug and full of shit as Gwyneth Paltrow. She is the Mitt Romney of Hollywood.

Only someone born to rich, famous parents can be as delusional, smug and full of shit as Gwyneth Paltrow. She is the Mitt Romney of Hollywood.

She isn't even worthy of a hate fuck. Just pure hate. She is the worst.

She isn't even worthy of a hate fuck. Just pure hate. She is the worst.

You joke but Dwight already had a secret love child on season 8 of The Office.

You joke but Dwight already had a secret love child on season 8 of The Office.

Looks pretty good. Hopefully RZA has learned a few things from Quentin, Jarmusch and his Bobby Digital movie that was never finished. 

Looks pretty good. Hopefully RZA has learned a few things from Quentin, Jarmusch and his Bobby Digital movie that was never finished. 

I had the same reaction as Louis did when I was 12 or so upon asking my mom how much motorcycles cost and what kind of gas mileage they get. I was wowed by how cheap they were and wondered why everyone didn't have one. My mom had to crush my dreams by reminding me about the whole death thing.

I had the same reaction as Louis did when I was 12 or so upon asking my mom how much motorcycles cost and what kind of gas mileage they get. I was wowed by how cheap they were and wondered why everyone didn't have one. My mom had to crush my dreams by reminding me about the whole death thing.

The show sucked because a comedian couldn't get one joke out before they were interrupted by Doug, interrupted by a commercial, or interrupted by a prompt for a joke from Twitter. If I wanted to hear that guys twitter jokes I would, I dunno, read them on twitter?

The show sucked because a comedian couldn't get one joke out before they were interrupted by Doug, interrupted by a commercial, or interrupted by a prompt for a joke from Twitter. If I wanted to hear that guys twitter jokes I would, I dunno, read them on twitter?

Karl will send a mean Seger mix to him in prison. When you're blarin' Seger and drinking toilet G&T's the years in the slammer just fly by.

Karl will send a mean Seger mix to him in prison. When you're blarin' Seger and drinking toilet G&T's the years in the slammer just fly by.

Thirded. Shaun is great, Paul wasn't great but still good.

Thirded. Shaun is great, Paul wasn't great but still good.

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus Ted Williams came up pretty clutch in the Korean War, you commie bastard.

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus Ted Williams came up pretty clutch in the Korean War, you commie bastard.

I wonder if he'll ever shoot in black and white again. He hasn't since Celebrity in '98. I like Celebrity but his other black and white movies are all great, while Celebrity is just pretty good. It may have worked well in Match Point.