This looks bad ass. I'm excited to see this but I'm also excited for Nolan to move on from Batman. I like his original films better. 

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus Ejaculation clears out carcinogens from the prostate. Megan's mom was simply helping Roger reduce the risk of him getting prostate cancer.

I had to get my bootleg UCB VHS tapes off of Ebay back in high school. Paid $30 for them but we watched it so much that it was totally worth it.

Bobby Newport was introduced for the first time earlier this season. Past seasons had other members of the Newport family though. And you gotta watch seasons 2 and 3 immediately. They are perfect.

And according to Michael Schur in an interview conducted on a website called AV Clubbers or something.

Im with her on being a fan of sleeping. What else do we do on a daily basis but still look forward to doing it? Maybe jerking off, but thats about it.

Movie theaters that serve good beer are the best invention since sneaking beer into theaters.

I rarely go to the theater, but if I do it is certainly not to some blockbuster or anything else an annoying teenager would want to go to and ruin for everyone else. Last movie I saw was Tree of Life. There weren't any teenagers in there. Hell, after 20 minutes there was hardly anyone left in the theater at all.

Sweet sweet segregation. The answer to all of society's problems.

Apparently as many albums were released on 9/11 as there were people attending Woodstock.

There is a wrong way to not believe in god? You mean to tell me I've been incorrectly not wasting my time at church for all these years?

Kreiger invents a virtual reality program meant for ISIS training. The field agents get stuck in the program when an error occurs, crossing it over with one of Krieger's anime VR programs. Tentacle rape, flying robots etc

It is a thing, and no it shouldn't be.

Ummm, aren't we forgetting DJ Roomba? As president he would turn America into a kickin' party and then clean up the floor the morning after.

Yeah, its 4/20. Nicholas Sparks a blunt with me.

A shillings worth.

Only six months? Everyone is born with nine months of vagina related experience.

But Zach Braff needs your support now more than ever!

@avclub-9ce240d4259db049aa6f5628c47b1306:disqus  Does your dad get upset when you call him "former roomate"?

A 6 year old sitcom is like 47 in human terms. Way too passed its prime for Alec.