That sounds like the ultimate nouveau riche dish. Is it perhaps gold plated as well?

We take these truths to be self-evident…

Buttermilk biscuits are the only biscuits worth noticing.

Not to mention all of the shit that the Japanese like to put on Pizzas.

>implying /vg/ is worth going to

Even better with vodka.

Fresno and Bakersfield are the only cities in California with loose enough laws on human testing that the Doritos Locos Taco could be released.

She seems to not get much love in the waifu department. Maybe that's a good thing…

A reference to the unfortunately-named "Flying Pussyfoot" seems like it would be right up Archer's alley.

Really. Jakoff saying "Things aren't always what they seem" was a big red flag with giant buzzers going off and a large, blinking neon arrow pointing to it.

It seems Junji Ito doesn't adapt very well. I haven't seen it, but have heard nothing but "meh" for the Uzumaki movie.

I think it was something like "They could be building a Gundam suit with, like, bazookas for hands." Gundam is an anime series about giant robots that kill other giant robots.

Billy Mays is the only true Oxyclean spokesman.

This really needs a crossover with the totally original punk hacker girl from Queans. GET ON IT, CBS!

They fill a certain interwebs niche. For instance, I can't imagine Koski doing a halfway decent post about the 9 Even Deadlier Australian Animals.

Soon, the AV Club will be a weaker version of Cracked, which is a weaker version of Something Awful.

I concur with this statement because I didn't see that my point was already posted.

It became retroactively unfunny.