*WARNING HORRIFYING SHIT BELOW*

That's pretty goddamn horrifying. I thought that Ukrainian Andrei something was bad….

You little bastard.

My house is like that except it has an awesome shrine to Moloch in the living room.

I think @hipsterDBag got it rightL

If you're serious you just made my dad. I've never heard of anyone shorter than me.

Dylan McDermott's always been huge! It's the pictures that got small!

Oh I'm just devastated.

And fuck the shit out of bears.

Hey, baby Yoo wanna get a drink?
*laughs obnoxiously*
-John Yoo after testifying before Congress

Wait, what?

The A.V. Club

Ah, shit. He's still here?

"Prior to Highlander, Nicolas-Troyan trained as a second-unit director on Snow White And The Huntsman,
where he prepared for a movie about an immortal man doomed to walk in
eternal sadness by watching Kristen Stewart sulk at lunch."

A Bridge to Terabathia Too Far

He killed a series of guys named James G. after watching Memento.

You really need to learn when to not use the shift key.

I'm going to mainline a bushel of Krokodil.

Hey, I hate being alive too but you don't see me writing shitty songs about it.

Ice 9.