If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump outta this plane.

"Maybe someday we'll get married and you can go up on me!"

This calls for a gif!
 http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photo…

I actually like the haircut, but I'm a goddamn weirdo. So….
*shrug*

He is the punishment for all our sins.

I literally grimaced when I saw that.

EXTRY! EXTRY! TROLLOP STABBED IN WHITECHAPEL! MASONIC INFLUENCE ALMOST CERTAIN!

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

I, uh, wear corduroy.

I'm drawin stuff from that awesome "Do The Evolution" video.

Gigli, obviously.

That does sound awesome.

Ah, shit! Tom Cruise is taller than me!
(I'm under 5'5)

The Mountain That Rides!

64 DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING HOODIE!?!
http://www.skymall.com/clas…

The towering awesomeness in that movie is God Goggins talkin about rapin bitches and calling predator an "Outer space f*ggot" while shankin' his ass.

You know he needs work? Sherilyn fuckin Fenn.

You burnt the fuckin' eye of newt!

Why'dja put a curse on me mate?

I don't like snow. It's cold and wet and irritating and it gets everywhere.