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Fuck this, I'm gonna play New Vegas.

Games with Frontiers is theirs to, so y'know back off or Liz'll dress up like a skank and stab your ass.

My problem is I have way too many goddamn books. I could seriously parse it down to like 20 books (I'll I need are my graphic novels, military history books and James Ellroy novels). I'm just so damn lazy.

My grandma was a hoarder before she went to the nursing home. She was always pretty nuts and shopped like crazy, but then she got Alzheimers and she just would not stop buying clothes and antiques. Oh, and she had bed bugs, which cost my mom and aunt a shitload of money to get rid off.

The one where that guy is in his ass is great.

That's a good idea, guddy!

Jogger 1#: So anyways, I was headed to Star City for the concert, when—

There better be Calender Man.

You're a dick, Scott! You've always been a dick! And then you got radiation poisoning in Ottawa and now you're a giant dick!

Pissing on electric fences makes your dick stronger. You could bang the Statue of Liberty six ways to Sunday.

YEAH!

I can't even tell what part you're referring to. "Under the bridge downtown

Oh, dear.

KICK HIS ASS, SEA BASS!

Ferris Bueller sucks, though. He's a fucking asshole that everyone loves even though he destroys their lives.

Plus they can get beat up by a bunch of penguins formed into a golem.

This is the family reunion all over again!