Well that's another dream shattered.

FP looked kinda like Azula with those pointy shoulder pads.

Cinnamon Bun's doin' alright. He got him a real dog and seems to be some sort of vizier/ Lord Regent guy.

Raised Baptist, something like a Quaker now.

My first thouight: "Holy shit it's Gerad Butler!"

In the book people always ask him if he's part Indian or Black or something, so I'm thinking he's one of those Vin Diesel types.

The good news is they already made one. The bad news is it stars Keanu Reeves.

But the Indians were all Mormons, so….

He's not bad. And I say this as a nominal Protestant who thinks Catholicism is hilarious.

He's still got a supporting role on Homeland, though.

He's a roughneck hillbilly that loves his damn vampires.

Interesting side note, apparently that movie (I've never seen it) featured a grizzly bear that later killed its trainer.

One the other hand, he did get shot a bunch of times, so maybe it evened out.

I will give you cash to make this movie.

Metropolis would work too.
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If the DPRK was a Breaking Bad character it'd be Tuco.

Marry me. I don't even care if your a dude.

DENTAL PLAN
LISA NEEDS BRACES

Well there's one in Columbia.

The blood of the First Men still flows in the veins of the Clevelands, and
we hold to the belief that the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.
-Grover Cleveland