Fall, dammit! Fall!

Cheese not being on a turkey sandwich?!?

The weird thing was that you were usually fighting Cuban mercenaries. I'm pretty sure I killed more Cubans in that game than there are in real life.

Does Adam Demamp sing?

Here come the tears…..

Just finished Black Company:The Books of The South by Glen Cook. Just started >i>Goodbye To All That by Robert Graves.

I refuse to shave off my mustache and I wear glasses so, uh,…….Hipster Deadshot.

Let's ask a disgraced AV Club author.
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/i…

The Bible was published by people but Holy Ghostwritten by God.

Lots of respectable authors are supernatural beings. Flannery O'Connor was a werewolf.

Sooooooooooooo fucking true. I think I grew up a bit when I realized how formulaic his books were.

Ugh, don't remind me.

Only thing that gets you death threats on this site is badmouthing Community.

As a Tarheel its depressing how many episodes of Doomsday Preppers are set in my home state.

I actually like Michelle Obama. I know the standard line is that she's threatening to white men, but I think she's charming.
EDIT:

GANGSTA ASS SHIT

No, you gunna be da wormface.

This is getting very Gawker-y.

Save it for my hex session!