I know he has said Michael Moriarty would have been perfect.

Doesn't the world move thru the universe on the back of G.R.R. Martin?

I love how Wendy looks a little like Elisabeth Moss on that cover.

I've read that book twice and still can't remember a single thing about it.

You're so lucky you never did.

Yeah, it is just-wow…

That book is so fucking awful but I read the ending as Rosemary's in Hell and has to relive everything over and over. Which still sucks.

That Romulan Geordi was trapped with on that planet?

The reviews here are very strange. They've given stuff A's but reading the review you'd think it was a C-.

…or the free will to be very, very, wrong!

If the album is called Amnesiac then how come I still remember it?

Please tell me this is on Roger Ebert's tombstone.

You sound like Han Solo in the first draft of the ESB script.

The AV Club
…a wire got crossed

Hey, who here has a zeal for FREEDOM!

AAAARGH! I SLEPT THROUGH THE APOCALYPSE!

Thor V. Christmas Ape

Where did Burt get those scissors? Does Leno just leave sharp stuff lying around?

Tits get a lifetime pass.

Owls Are Assholes