Does that make AVC Neil Gaiman?

GOD DID! GOD SAW YOU!

That kid grew up to be Edward Snowden.

I must've stole over $100 worth of porno mags from my Dad's room over the course of my teens. He never once said anything to me. I kinda wish I had confessed before he passed away.

"The nerds are not my friends…"

Do you awake every morning with the stale chocolate taste of blood in your mouth?

One of the funniest reviews I ever read said that everyone in GB 2 "looked like they filmed their scenes during a layover between flights."

As seen in the Prez issue of Neil Galman's The Sandman.

"There you go again, sounding like a fag."

I just watched Snowpiercer for the first time the other night, that was fucking awesome.

Who the hell are you talking to?

It HAS been a rough two years…

Fer sure

Bill Wilson? What, too ethnic?

My favorite Superman story is the one where he admitted he wanted to fuck Supergirl.
(Yes, this is a real thing that happened.)

"Saudi Arabia is awesome except for all those Muslims"-Ted Cruz

D'oh!

When he was in his 30's he moved back in with his Dad.

"TWO grooms?!?! Oh my medication!"
(faints)

GASP! This is awesome, I LOVE Elisabeth Moss and this is great material for her!