Breaking News: Cosby revealed as AV Club comment poster.

"Have you ever seen oil at midnight, Will? It's quite black, I assure you."

My wife, Eleanor.

Yeah, but who's buyin'?

!kcor s'teL

A pun thread? I'm feline it!

The name Esther Rolle is super funny if you imagine the Count from Sesame Street saying it.

I always promised myself I would commit suicide if I ever discovered there was Mama's Family fan-fic on the web.

Andy Garcia?

Wasn't the original Battlestar Galactica canceled because it was too expensive? They brought it back in the "1980" form because it was cheaper to just have two guys schlepping around modern day LA/California.

Carbon based lifeforms doing things!

"But where's the HEART?"

Ghost Ball Breakers, AMIRITE?

Tut-tut old chap!

Or gay for Matt Smith.

"There's something on the wing of this plane!"-Chris Pine from J.J. Abrams The Twilight Zone

They named this movie after the evil little Muslim from The Adventures Of Letterman?

People who use hyperbole are literally a billion times worse than Hitler!

Blade Runner 2:Twice As Quit Now

Then drop by Detroit to have all your Mad Max fantasies fulfilled!