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I wonder how pleased he'll be when his dead wife takes a bite out of his son. Not a spoiler, just speculation as I've not read the comics or anything. My problem is not with him not being able to take down his wife, but the target practice like that itself with his figure in the window. A growing crowd of zombies

no, but Abel does

that tag line
should they really claim to be telling the best original stories on t.v. when this is an adaptation of a comic, and hence,not original. And no, this is not an original draft meme or first attempt.

and The New Soft Shoe wins my laugh-off for the day. well done.

so with the ultra violence, it's like a steam punk blood meridian? I could go for that.

highlander
wearing nothing but freeeeeedom under my kilt was fine until I'm the one kicked out of the bar because women kept grabbing at to actually see what was what underneath. Then again, women kept trying to get a peek under my kilt, so it was maybe more win than fail.

"I don't think the budget was the issue, no. He made the movie he wanted to make, which isn't a "monster movie," per se."

so you're part of a deity-centipede? that's….cool?

Smoking that doobie today, "without consequences" would earn poltergeist a pg-13 or maybe an R these days. The skinny dipping of Jaws and the bare breast of the original Clash of the Titans would probably elevate their ratings as well. bah, humbug.

the sequel is in thailand?
so characters will wonder if they fucked 13-15 year old girls the whole time? and will the tiger make an encore appearance?

the MPAA is also notorious for coming off as completely aribitrary in its determinations and mysterious in the way that it comes up with the ratings it does. It makes for some amusing descriptions of what something is rated the way it is in the movie review/listing section of the paper, but it's also mind numbing.

I don't know, what's the grand prize for strong man competitions? And if I were a telepath looking to cash in, depending on your ability to pick out specific thoughts or just skim the surface, there's the poker table, plucking atm pins from folks. The supergenius power would also likely work wonders in Vegas,

even though when he described his math powers to his sister, he said he forgot details right away. He could figure the answer, but didn't retain the knowledge. But now he does. ret-conning one episode later does not make me optimistic for good writing. The powers will simply serve the needs of the plot.

the problem I have with the plot line of will they or won't they stay together is that it is repeated ad nauseum. We've had a season so far of Jax telling her it should be over because she's too good for this and has too much potential, then flipping by the end of each episode.

painfully lame
The boy trying to be jewish, except for the part that if it had been true that the girl dated jews, the parents would blow it at first meeting. Being a supergenius apparently doesn't include thinking more than one step ahead.

this being the show that it is, however, it is only a matter of time before Angel suspects that the big savings is coming from unsavory income sources. I did not see the frequency of the deposits, but $2000 at a time is quite a bit for a cop's salary, even one that has some rank, and who has been consistently

maybe it is arbitrary
but if you need more than 9 wacks at a body with an axe to get the job done, you're just not doing it right.

I never hated Rita, but Lila had a lot more frontal nudity that mitigated her brand of crazy. I'd have liked Rita more if there'd be more Rita nudity. just saying

It has been clearly established through scientific research that people are in fact not wearing enough hats. You can't argue with science unless you're a creationist, and everyone knows god created hats, so there is no dispute.

that is awesome
cause I don't see enough of his show's stand up for free on FX already.