And his cheeky but ambiguous relationship with Reposted Bert (Al Qaeda Spokesmuppet) Comments.

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There's way too much information to decode the Kinja. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, penis-faced Pokémon. Hey uh, you want a drink?

It may be a chunk, but I'm not so sure it's nice.

It's true! Just ask young Sean O'Neal over on alt.tv.simpsons.

No, two to three decades ago, there was threading and nesting available on Usenet clients.

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What about us brain-dead slobs?

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Is this "resort" constructed out of discarded condoms, syringes and Jim Beam cans?

Who the fuck vacations in New Jersey?

Aaayyyuuupp.

We may have inflicted Shkreli on you, but we're not monsters.

I'm afraid we can't do that, and we have to expose you to radiation and have you buy drugs directly from Marin Shkreli. Like, you have to go to his house and make small-talk with him while he gets your $10,000 pills from the same baggie he keeps his weed and Nickelback MP3s in.

Dear Fancyarcher,

WHY DOES HE HAVE NO FACE!?

I hate this shit.

You've never been gemorred??

Can you rastafy it by 10% or so?

Ikea doesn't have instructions written in any language. It's all pictograms.