Or the worst grade possible, D+.

You think this thing was worth the privilege of an F?

Really, AV Club? This somehow wasn't bad enough to warrant a D+? How much is Big Emoji paying you to juice the grades?

EVERYBODY EATS PIZZA! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

When are we going to get a video compilation of every "every time character [X] says [Y]" video compilation?

The way America's public schools are sliding, all communication will be this way in a few months. I say lay back and enjoy it, it's a hell of a toboggan ride.

It can be two things.

Haven't transgender people suffered enough already without having to be near Jimmy Fallon?

How do we know @sir_winston_douchechill:disqus isn't also a Habsburg?

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli?

There's a big difference between draft dodgers and conscientious objectors.

What's a Corden?

Do we have any evidence that he's human? I haven't seen his long-long-long-form birth certificate.

So, with sugar that's made by the Zero Corporation?

Roderick on the Line

From his wherever??

Yep.

What did you say?

Hey, we're talking about fiction, not fantasy.

It pretty much does, though.