Why does Colbert still have the band with their weird playing of random tunes/riffs and interjections? They don't do anything but annoy and distract. Just because Letterman had it, doesn't mean you need to, too.

A deer!

And getting toasted. Nicely toasted.

Family Guy is a joke-fest? I didn't hear anyone laughing.

They hate anything to do with politics, but have been registered Republicans and Libertarians? That doesn't add up.

Oh no, they love South Park and while they might have found "something" to latch onto, it's unlikely they would find anything anywhere near as effective.

I think it had influence far beyond the people who watched it and counted in the ratings. It gave tools to those who would go on to form alt-right meme culture and influence others.

Bravo O'Neal, Bravo!

It would have to be Comic Sans for Trump.

Lynda.com is the best out there. You can probably get a 30-day free trial or something.

I dunno, Coastsnopes?

This guy… This is not my kind of guy.

What isn't he doing!?

There's absolutely no way the movie could be worse than the book. So it has that going for it.

Srry.

… in bed?

Awww, I already knew that!

The article's title really should have been; "Begun It Has, The Ready Player One Backlash."

It's true! We're so lame!

"Half-assed" is an extremely generous amount of ass to credit that book with.