WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT COMMITTING CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY? YOU CAN JUST PARDON THEM AND THERE'S NO PROBLEM!

By amazing coincidence, a lot of my friends took LSD too!

His friends call him "Willie."

I hate Illinois Mormons.

You have to keep the Bread and Circuses running.

And new White House Communications Director Scaramouch Fandango is a real piece of work. He really loves lying and fluffing egos, so he'll fit right in with Trump and Bannon.

There's also new sanctions on Russia, which seems like a shot across President Tonka Truck's bow.

Yep. They could have even gone on hiatus for retooling. Surely it cost much less to produce than The Daily Show anyway. When they cancelled Nightly was when I stopped watching Daily for good and switched to Oliver/Bee/Colbert/Meyers.

And by on, I mean on your tits… whaaaat!?

It's completely ridiculous that the canceled The Nightly Show when its ratings were very much in line with its neighbors.

"I have all the best pardons. I can even pardon myself. Not that I'd have to, I'm completely innocent. FAKE NEWS!"

Spaghetti party! Get your bolognese on!

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp, failing Jeopardy losers!

It's German for "The Zack! The Zack! The the the the the!"

OK, I don't remember it as being that early.

Yeah, peer pressure is a hell of a drug.

But Confederacy is obviously a piece of shit, based only on the plot summary.

It was five people. And none decided to help. Hopefully this will stimulate the implementation of "good samaritan" laws everywhere.

14 to 16 is what I saw reported. But also there were five of them. Out of five people, none of them considered calling for help? They all just decided to laugh about it?

But that involves trying sometimes.