Why do you put "sushi" in scare quotes because it has vegetable filling? Sushi is defined by rice, not fish. Vegetable fillings are perfectly authentic in sushi.

I thought trees made maple syrup.

Uh, what? Who said anything about not forgiving?

Yeah, but how does that say any of the other stuff you inferred?

It spooged all over contemporary notions of BBQ sauce.

Key’s most famous Key & Peele character

You're one of those Berenstein Bears!

Uh, no?

I think you must be trolling us.

Everybody could see they were going to take it in the caboose.

Come on baby, don't fear the turtle
Baby take my hand, don't fear the turtle
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the turtle
Baby I'm your man

It didn't even rise above the level of tit for taint.

Nobody knows.

Nah, I think they were gleaming the cube.

Reacting so fervently to the mere reporting of a meeting is definitely a sign of innocence.

I'm just asking questions!

No rapist! You're the rapist!

Maybe she should have watched the Mike Tyson Mysteries instead?

I assumed it was about the downfall of Edward Snowden.

Nicole Kidman starred in "Bewitched"