I better clean myself up if we're gonna wrestle.

Oh no, the turd has been pinched. The turd has been pinched!

Entering the difficult extrusion phase…

YES, WE HAVE TURTLING!

Now a little push, and I think the poop is starting to emerge from my rectum…

I'm relaxing my anal sphincter muscles in preparation…

I can feel some pressure in my abdominal region.

I'm doing a poop.

We’re live blogging New Japan Pro Wrestling’s G1 Special in USA

I will.

Release the robotic Richard Simmons!

I think the word "Cicierega" itself is enough to destroy any algorithm that dares try to analyze it.

And I'll be your guarantor

So, how is it helping them? They're not doing very well at that.

Did they/we, though? I don't see what the benefits are for white people of having this horrible racial divide.

He's kickin' in the front seat.

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I'm not sure why Friday has any relevance there.

I'm pretty sure Count Erpoint didn't start it either.

Yeah, that's what's important. Making people suffer because of the color of their skin. Not making the world a better place.