He tells it like it is! So refreshing!

How is that not a great solution? Your leg isn't broken anymore, and as a bonus, you can never break it again!

No. He's too stupid and reactionary to use tactics.

His element being urine.

I was going to say that it can be two things, but it really can't.

NEIN TIMES!

Should we have bought it a gift or something?

In the fucking 1940s, before the first nuclear tests, scientists were worried about the possibility that a nuclear detonation might set the Earth's atmosphere on fire and kill everybody.

It’s not just Mac users who have grown accustomed to the company’s lackluster note-taking app Notes, which, after a 2013 redesign, at least stopped attempting to look like an actual notepad covered in neat Comic Sans writing.

First prize… first prize… first prize…

It looks more like you're floating…

Jesus babies need the most attention.

His hands are too small to reach that far.

All the intelligent people get sent to Mars-B-Lago.

And the classic "make a volcano and sacrifice virgins in it" experiment.

"That girl we manufactured didn't turn out at all how I expected."

Advice on the workings of magnets to be provided by Professor I. C. Posse.

Would it make any difference, when he would just ignore any advice anyway? Possibly better than having the advice of scientists distorted, misrepresented, and used to justify his actions.

Did they fire the person who made the accusation? Because that wouldn't seem suspicious at all.

Then couldn't you just do an OF COCK or "Lisa needs braces" or something?