It's the kind of shitty, fake-ass audition reel you get when you're dumb enough to go to some scummy scammer instead of seeking out a professional to film your demo reel.

He was putting booze on the cotton ball.  A couple of months ago, in the days right before finally getting in to get a root canal, I found that a slug of straight gin held in the pocket of my cheek was the only thing that effectively subdued the pain enough to get to sleep.

He was putting booze on the cotton ball.  A couple of months ago, in the days right before finally getting in to get a root canal, I found that a slug of straight gin held in the pocket of my cheek was the only thing that effectively subdued the pain enough to get to sleep.

She started out smug, but she softened up.

She started out smug, but she softened up.

You know, that movie was such a mess that I never even noticed that Knoxville just dropped out of the movie.  Probably nobody making the movie noticed or cared either.

You know, that movie was such a mess that I never even noticed that Knoxville just dropped out of the movie.  Probably nobody making the movie noticed or cared either.

Just weeks after he drives off in a huff and abandons you at a Howard Johnson's hours away from home, I think your husband still needs to remain particularly mindful about not doing something really shitty like disappearing for the entire day without so much as a goddamned phone call.

Just weeks after he drives off in a huff and abandons you at a Howard Johnson's hours away from home, I think your husband still needs to remain particularly mindful about not doing something really shitty like disappearing for the entire day without so much as a goddamned phone call.

Try David Rakoff's dissection of the musical from his essay "Isn't it Romantic" in "Half Empty."

Try David Rakoff's dissection of the musical from his essay "Isn't it Romantic" in "Half Empty."

I actually thought that Megan's outburst was pretty healthy, all things considered.  Betty would have just repressed her anger and seethed.  Megan let Don know that she was angry, why she was angry, why she deserved to be angry, in the most direct way possible.  A bit histrionic, but, eh, she deserved to be and he had…

I actually thought that Megan's outburst was pretty healthy, all things considered.  Betty would have just repressed her anger and seethed.  Megan let Don know that she was angry, why she was angry, why she deserved to be angry, in the most direct way possible.  A bit histrionic, but, eh, she deserved to be and he had…

I was pretty sure she's got a lifetime's experience covering how clueless she actually is by pretending to pretend to be clueless.

I was pretty sure she's got a lifetime's experience covering how clueless she actually is by pretending to pretend to be clueless.

I read in an interview that they wrote Bo Peep out because she was made of porcelain, and that it was too unlikely for her to survive the climax in the recycling center without being shattered or left behind when the rest of the toys are saved by magnets.

It's not just that the actor didn't have the chops to play Vito in any convincing way, it's that the entire character was a contrivance—homosexuality as it exists in the minds of straight people.

Good God!  Peggy's Mom's eyebrows…………..

God I love Mona, and their relationship, which seems to have been revitalized by divorce.  Talia Balsam seems like a great example of how sexy an older woman can be when she has eschewed the Real Housewives levels of plastic surgery.

God damn, I want a grandma who gives me barbiturates…