I just think, "That's what Tom Hanks looks like when he's constipated."

She was actually pretty okay as far as docents go.  The worst docent ever was the one who shrieked at me at the top of her lungs because I fucking TOUCHED a Juan Hamilton sculpture that was sitting in the middle of the goddamned lobby.

Hey, he wasn't just using a laptop—he was totally scanning a copy of Wolfenstein 3D for nasty viruses.

I thought that was a flashback to when Travis killed him—bashed him over the head or whatever.

Oh, wow—this came out before Uncle Buck, The Great Outdoors and Home Alone?  That's not how I remembered it at all…

Dylan Baker's been creeping me out for years, and I love him for it.
(He did an awesome job lending his voice to the audio version of David Sedaris' Sqirrel Seeks Chipmunk.)

I could never get over how much Josh's designs seemed informed in color, material and aesthetic by an early 1990's International Male catalog.  I could easily imagine those green shorts with the laced slits being modeled by a muscular model/stripper.

Oh gosh, I could happily listen to a couple of hours of Greg Proops just speaking in his impressions of Kirk Douglas, Jeremy Irons, et al.

Josh really needs to be a character in a Jackie Collins novel.

It's a Bunim/Murray production—manipulative and calculating is all they know.

Jesus, did it just feel like way more than half of this episode consisted of talking-head confessional filler?

Annyong!

Way to miss the point entirely, dickbag.

I guess owning her own cable channel means Oprah can broadcast The Color Purple as many goddamned times as she wants.

Don't forget those eyestrain-inducing color settings like red type on a magenta background…

Since when does FEMA set up handy little emergency/disaster supply trailers at high schools in random rural Georgia towns? 

Oh god, that painfully, clumsily expositional scene with Batista, Quinn and New Guy in Deb's office…

We'll find out Harry Gellar was Tom Hanks' son's first kill…

Absolutely—all the more so since it looked like that was added in post-production.  So wtf was that about?

I think those were the exact same locusts from The Mummy.  They've been sitting around on a hard-drive since 1999,,,