Boone's Farm was what you moved to in high school when the Bartles and Jaymes (in bulky two liter bottles) started to look like kid's stuff.

From those crazy Polynesian/Chinese restaurants you find all over New England, give me anything with Blue Curacao.

Rye is Don Draper's drink of choice—so it's bound to get popular.

I don't know the brand, but the international aisle at my local Giant carries a non-alcoholic Sangria soda. It's really good.

Sterno.

Hey! Give me an IC Light!

About flavored vodka—what you do is get the vanilla flavored vodka and mix it with Coke.

What's your favorite color?
This Q&A bit is wearing pretty thin.

Yes, I would like to drive your Lamborghini.
But I don't want your strange cake from Brooklyn.

The pop song in question was an attempt to sum up the moment—which may or may not support the 'End of History' thesis—but I remember when it came out there were a lot of rolling eyes. I can actually remember debating whether it and its video (which was full of images of Bush the first shaking hands and appearing…

I saw that!
"To clarify, the only dogs that would talk and wear clothes are the dogs playing human roles. The dogs playing dogs would just act like dogs"

I'm not kidding (who said I was kidding?). Shocking Blue—don't sleep on that shit.

For what it's worth, Lisa's original "conversion" was entirely believable, insofar as it was more or less identical to my own—which is to say that she didn't so much "convert" (in the traditional sense) as "awaken" to the reality of what she was all along. This is why she said in that episode "I'm a Buddhist!!!",…

"was that not on their debut?"

My first girlfriend had a job in one of those pre-Blockbuster so-called "mom 'n' pop" video stores. Her access to the "X room" at Zoom Video (separated by space, a prohibitive sign, and an intimidating curtain of beads) made her quite the profitable invite to all the top tier Chelmsford high parties—which, of course,…

As a former bookseller, let me warn you that Penguin Classics, like Random House's Modern Library, includes a lot of minor works by major authors and major works by minor authors that you'd still be better off cherry-picking the titles you'd actually, you know, want.

Juanito—I worked at a record store when I was a junior in high school, at the point where the dominant format was (believe it or not) the cassette. Wear the right pair of military pants with side pockets and you could walk out with 4 new albums a night. That's where the original addiction came from, and I'd say I was…

"Curiouser and curiouser!" Cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English).

10, 000 is a lot of posts. I've only got 8376 (since they started counting) and I've been at it for a much longer time.

Weezer Schmeezer
That's some bitchin' Hiroshige though.