I can't believe no one has mentioned Johnny Dangerously yet.  It has some of the best quotable lines too.

I can't believe no one has mentioned Johnny Dangerously yet.  It has some of the best quotable lines too.

I agree.  the comment card line had me laughing harder than the last 2 weeks of all shows combined.  It was all in his understated delivery.

Julie Newmar was the hottest woman on TV in that decade.  A junior Mr Excitement would get a funny feeling in his pants when she was on screen.

Yeah - the hot dogs in the foot bath actually had me freezing my face in horror.  There was a nice call back after the commercials where she started eating them, whereupon I screamed "DON'T EAT THAT!".  She made foot bath tea later on and was kind enough to offer it to the others.

I know that when I'm exposed to vagina, I swell up tremendously.

Onion AV commenters live only to hate. "I HATE"

I refer to the last half-hour of any SNL as "Where comedy goes to die"

In his defense, those people have the cutest little kidneys and they fit well on a small side-table.

I'll be honest and admit, I had no clue who she was going in.  But my assumption with SNL is that it is someone with at least two hit songs so they have something to do.  Good lord I was not expecting that level of bad though.  I was trying to give her a chance for the first 30 seconds, hoping it was some sort of fake…

Did you know that turtles are nature's suction cups?

You hear that, "People Who Watched The Six Million Dollar Man"? We are offically old.

I rewound that a few times.  She has absolutely perfect timing. That line would fall flat for most. (I though it was "My slipper is running away!" too)

Remember Rule 34:  That baby gimp suit exists and there is porn available.

This is exactly the thing they SHOULD remake.  Take a crappy, mostly forgotten movie with poor production values and improve it.  It's not like they can make it any worse than it was.

It's nice to see Sulik from Fallout 2 getting some work.

"Steel Vagina" is being saved for my band's name, btw.

I think it actually means he was as soft as a marshmellow and she had a steel vagina.

Mine is "Better Off Ted". It's the only 1/2 hour sitcom I consistently laughed to. Everything else is so much dross.

I'm waiting for a Better Off Ted DVD (in vain). Instead of the two episodes, I'd settle for throwing in an hour of out takes.