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I mercy-killed them all because leaving them there is cruel. I fully expected a positive Karma boost from relieving their suffering, but nada.

Older as in Rip Taylor and Harvey Fierstein?
or younger as in Sean Hayes and Andy Dick?

My guess was that he was dressed as a priest and she was, I think, supposed to be a catholic school-girl and the song was sexy (debatable)?

Considering the sktech was the "garbage dump - time fill" time slot, it was suprisingly good and even funny. I think the repeated violence could have been amped up or have a suprise finish to really knock it out of the park, but I'll take child abuse for humor if I have to.

They did a great job strapping her chest down. There's some union rigging work right there.

In the duo, Jay was basically doing a Bootsy Collins impression. I don't know if Cranston was doing an impression of anyone. Elton John mixed with Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers? The guy loves his tighty whities - I think he did all but 2 sketches in underwear.

My favorite line of the Simpsons (All Time)

Mrs. Rittenhouse: You are one of the musicians? But you were not due until tomorrow.
Ravelli: Couldn't come tomorrow, that's too quick.
Spaulding: Say, you're lucky they didn't come yesterday!
Ravelli: We were busy yesterday, but we charge just the same.
Spaulding: This is better than exploring! What do you fellows

I think they are looking to spend about $ 300,000 to $ 500,000 on a business. The plan is to buy a business and then launder the rest of the money through it. The business is supposed to be a small disposable investment that you don't care if it makes money. The point is to funnel the rest of the money through it,

@Russell from season 3 I don't recall or didn't hear them call him a homo, so perhaps I missed that. That would change the tone of the encounter quite a bit. But the bullies were defintely hung up on the outfits though instead of addressing what would be the reality of that encounter in real life.

In response the the "hetero bashing", I would like to point out that the show POINTEDLY did not "Homo bash" Kurt, despite what reality would dictate. And the show is probably poorer for it.

Is it not Finn that is doing the voice-over? It sure sounds like him.

You mean like Mafia or The Godfather? Try Mafia - its awesome.

Ok - its hasn't been said so I'll say it…
It's "Were the bees the size of grapefruits?" not "Were the bees this size?"

You know, I'm starting to think this show isn't a documentary at all.

Oh, and SPOILER!!!

Possible spell-check error joke in progress
She can taste my patience anytime! I've got the patience of a mule - long and unrelenting.

The Rock
Needs to get a better agent andor someone to read the scripts beforehand. He's no Olivier, but no one deserves this shit. Except Cuba Gooding Jr. - that guy can go suck a box of dicks.

Air vent fights
Can't get enough of the confined space fighting. Next week should be him beating four dudes up in a broom closet.

I've had internal surgery…
And there's no way that girl is walking around, running or whatever days after having her gut opened up. That bugged me the whole episode to the point of angry distraction. The writer's couldn't have had her wake up BEFORE the surgeon had his hands inside her?