Weak sauce Merve, this dude's a douche.

More like, oh I don't know, Crap in Your Hands maybe…..amirite brahs?

More like, oh I don't know, Crap in Your Hands maybe…..amirite brahs?

high five!!!

high five!!!

More like blowsthead amirite brahs?

More like blowsthead amirite brahs?

More like Matthew Sucks amirite brahs?

More like Matthew Sucks amirite brahs?

High Five!!!

High Five!!!

More like Edward Dull amirite brahs?

More like Edward Dull amirite brahs?

Boo-yah! High five bro!

Boo-yah! High five bro!

More like Booger Town, amirite brahs?

More like Booger Town, amirite brahs?

Given those awful things he said about Paula Deen, more like Anthony Boor-dain, amirite brahs?

Given those awful things he said about Paula Deen, more like Anthony Boor-dain, amirite brahs?

More like Dustbin Bieber amirite brahs?