I'm sure Hatesong hasn't helped.

An individual mandate without a subsidy or some other program that allows low income people to pay for it is not a liberal position. It is essentially a privatized version of a flat tax that pays for healthcare. And remember, Obama criticized her for that approach because he wanted a single-payer program, which is…

*farts*

"Buy a 'Boycott Beyoncé' shirt from Beyoncé, so everyone will be mad at you!"

We could tell by the tailgate of your pickup.

Yes. For the tail.

You mean Andrew Johnson? He was not fictional.

Unless I am misremembering the '08 election, Obama was generally perceived as to the left of her on pretty much everything, including his opposition to the Iraq War, which was really the only big difference between them.

You are aware that state-by-state progress is how we ended up with gay marriage being legal nation-wide, right?

I mean, they are, just not for the reasons people think they are.

Yeah, but there's idiots on every side. If you want to see Hillary supporters acting like the stereotypical Sanders supporters they hate, check out fivethiryeight's comments.

I'm sure you did that to avoid your comment getting deleted, but I prefer to think that you used it like in Latin@, so that the masculine version is twot.

Start sending her to school with brass knuckles. Scarlett will get the message.

If they did, clearly they've expired, seeing as we don't remember.

But seriously, though, someone resurrect The Commies.

The Hebrides is The Islands, not the Highlands!

*Ted Turner stops randomly hitting buttons at giant control panel, cheers for self*

If you think either of those faces are as punchable as Ted Cruz's, you are sorely mistaken.

especially if your baby is amphibious

I don't know if this will help you, but I like to think of Tay, then think of the internet as 3.5 billion Tays that can all communicate with each other, at which point I am thankful that Earth has somehow managed to not yet become a smoldering, lifeless rock hurtling itself into the sun.