touché

I think you mean Applebee's apps. Apl.d.ap isn't for anyone.

limbs are over-rated

Clearly you haven't been punching him hard enough.

I totally agree. I am not trying to criticize anyone's emotions about an attack anywhere. I have seen distasteful accusations of this sort lobbed at people before and was certainly not trying to make one of my own. Sorry if it came across that way.

Downvoted for questioning upvote logic!

I don't know if there is a group of people I'd like to go camping with less.

Amistad is on Netflix? And it's leaving? Dammit!

http://www.theguardian.com/…

Well it wasn't so much belittling people's grief as saying "Hey why aren't you sad when this shit happens outside of countries with lots of white people?" It's not like Turkey doesn't have a media infrastructure, and I heard about it the day it happened on NPR. The coverage wasn't persistent because nobody seemed to…

Exhibit B: Every woman who works in front of a camera at the FNC.

That was actually the internet a few days ago when the Ankara bombings happened. I think the internet may actually have a point this time.

You can check out any time you like, but we dug a moat around the hotel and filled it with snakes, so keep that in mind.

What an upside-down country.

Ovaltine.
[heavy breathing]

But the girl was a minor. Or is 17 old enough to give consent in Australia?

Death to Smoochie!

That may have been a concern a long time ago, but I don't think people people really pay all that much attention to spouses on the campaign trail (unless your spouse is Bill Clinton). If anything, having a foreign spouse might be really helpful in certain cases; it didn't help in the long run, but I think one of Jeb…

Save that for the sequel: The Boxer Rebellion II: Boxing Day

Lower! I demand that this transaction be mutually beneficial!