Only 3 things in life are certain: death, taxes, and that Werdup is watching Predator this weekend.

no :(

Yeah, I had to google him.

Fair enough. He's not my favorite, because I find his stuff so unnerving, but he is certainly noteworthy.

You're among great company. There's Magritte, and … and, uh …

The latter of which, frankly, has historically been Belgium's MO.

Your wife is in labor and you are commenting on an AVClub article about a Prince concert you can't attend? What kind of monster are you?

"Your territory is outside of this jurisdiction!"
- Dan Abrams

That Now! 92 cover looks like how "All I Want for Christmas is You" sounds.

Yeah, it's a shame the covers look like trash now. I mean they always looked like trash, but at least the old ones looked like interesting trash.

I am pretty sure they were just all responding to a bunch of questions that were emailed to them, and then the responses were re-assembled to resemble a conversation. At one point Webster says "we hired a guy named Ashley Abram" right between two Abram quotes!

CHUNG CHUNG

Is she the one who played that woman in Louie who owned her own business?

Yes! Do Spamalot, NBc!

You guessed it, Kevin James.

I'm not watching until they do The Life of Brian.

or less desperate.

Robbie Robertson of The Band? That seems… implausible.

"Just because we can fill out a brief internet form encouraging the president to deport Canadian nightmare Justin Bieber back to the Great White North doesn’t mean we should."

Dammit! My speakers are not loud enough.