Well, then he's back on top. Final decision unfinalized!

I heard they made him start eating vegetables

Ernie is the best muppet on Sesame St.
Animal is the best Muppet
And the Philly Phanatic is the best muppet that resides exclusively in the nonfictional world.

I can't figure out why the entire population of MCU NYC didn't get the hell out years ago.

It might be, I don't think I've heard it. That was more about Paul McCartney being included in a Best Rap Performance nom.

"Best Rap Performance:
'All Day,' Kanye West featuring Theophilus London, Allan Kingdom, and Paul McCartney"

Ys are vowels. Don't let any of those LIEberals tell you otherwise1

How the hell are they defining rock that Slipknot fits the bill, but Alabama Shakes doesn't?

I think my main problem with them is that in the past few decades, it seems that everyone uses them to indicate "Hey! This is a Christmas song!" rather than actually using the feel of the music to do that. It's like when film directors use dramatic music to tell you how to feel about a scene instead of, you know,…

Vince Guaraldi managed, even with instrumental tunes.

Ukraine is weak.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure, but I think it's a little nuts that that is even on the table when this law clearly wasn't meant to address sneaking your pet through customs, but rather the illegal trade in exotic animals.

Even so, ten years is a bit preposterous, especially considering the Australian government has done more damage to their own environment by encouraging the import of biocontrol species than possibly any other country on the planet.

Can we ban Christmas songs from having jinglebells? They are absolutely painful, find some other way to make that shit sound Christmasy.

Nope, Simpson's qhuote

That shit cray. Ain't it JJ?

Star Gate: easily the third best of the four stars: trek, wars, gate, and search.

way to bury the lede, Sam.

But then what will you say if it is staffed mostly by roosters due to funding cuts?

*Readjusts monocle, removes stovepipe hat, dusts it off, puts it back on again, coughs pretentiously, carefully pins new butterfly into shadowbox, says "yes, quite" stuffily, cellphone rings loudly in pocket.*