Okay, here we go. I briefly considered trying to win at accruing negative points and trying to move down that final slot into last place, but then I rediscovered my moral compass and watched some really bad trailers for midseason shows. But I'm getting my picks in early, so everyone can feel free to use them as a sort…

Now I'm sure you're making these up.

Haha, well I am one of those non-existent people. According to the Nielsen ratings it's just me and one very confused lady in Des Moines who's looking for the weather report.

I see a whole Holst of bad puns in our near future.

Huh. Journey was a lovely PS3 game, great graphics, elegant structure. It had a good soundtrack too, but I'm not sure why liking that would prevent one from liking the Beatles…

Jams Buchanan: The fruitiest president of all time.

Trump is legitimately confused about whether or not we own Canada yet.

If Ted Cruz can run, then I'm pretty sure anyone can.

I just finished the fifth series of the British contest, and watching this afterwards really made Americans look like fat incompetent dumbshits. We love assloads of frosting! We eat raw dough! Bacon on everything! Yee-haw!

Yeah, I had to dust off the old itunes password to buy some of the songs. The interface (on a windows machine at least) doesn't seem to have improved in the last decade or so.

I mean, no matter how this show performs, it'll be doing better than Reign. So that's something at least.

Hulu and the CW website/app dealie. They only have the last five eps though.

What, it would kill you that you should have a nice vase or two?

I ate Friends, I definitely ate friends. Friends friends, tasty friends, come and eat my friends!

This confused me too. I started to imagine that to this family, Heather was just an anonymous stranger who wandered in and started giving strange commentary on their family like it was all a Takashi Miike film or something.

I'd agree. The ultimate "High School Musical on crack" song, though, of course, will always be this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The funniest for me was definitely "I Give Good Parent", thanks in no small part to the unsettling Mrs. Chan.

Of course every time I listen to it, I can't help but think "Gladys girl I love you, but oh, get a life!"

"the Ashmont-Mattapan High-Speed Line" - my nominee for the most ironically named rail segment of all-time.

Don't joke about such things! Didn't you read the Savage Love all about the horrible things train-sexuals will do to get their choo-choo jollies?