This is a good opportunity to name the new sheriff Dwight D. Eisenhower. It only makes sense.

Imdb actually started as an elaborate and escalating series of dares back in the early 90s. It's just a few short steps from "lick the doorknob of a public restroom" to "eat a live scorpion" to "make a website indexing the appearances and credits of every actor and crew member in every movie and TV show ever made".…

Your mom dresses up as Fish Mooney and hangs around Comicon offering to show nerds what it's like to "sleep with the fishes".
Incidentally, your mom has never even seen Gotham.

Yeah, that's fair.

You think that's bad? The manager at the bookstore I went to referred me to a publisher whose only extant branch was in South America. But by the time I got there, everyone in the South American city had been killed by sentient vampiric tapirs, who proceeded to run wild over the continent, eliminating more than half…

No, that was when it was more appropriate to use the season 3 version. "A long time ago… we used to be friends… sigh…"

iFoodie Brain-Based Recipe of the Week: Spaghetti and Brainballs

It's cheesy, but it's gotten to the point where I sing along with it every episode. Sort of how the Veronica Mars theme worked for me — at first I hated it, then by season 3 I was so angry that they changed it to the wimpified version.

"One of the good ones" is enough of a FoxNews dogwhistle type line that it would be pretty hard to pass it off as anything else.

As the only Comcast customer to express that particular sentiment, don't be surprised if the men in black body armor with Comcast logos on their helmets are breaking down your front door and strapping you down to a table so they can take bone marrow samples and clone you.

Is Blaine keeping the bleached hair because it's stuck that way, or is it a style statement? It'd be funny to have Liv walk in on him bottle bleaching at some point. He just wants to look like Cobain! Or Chad from Nickelback!

I choose… Hep C! No, wait, how about dengue. No, actually, I want Rift Valley fever.

Her mom just seems happier to assume it's heroin or PCP or something. I don't know what I'd prefer to believe if it were my kid.

They're more like zombie accounts. Shambling, hungry, and oh so stupid.

Feels… so… good, you're coming home soon!

woohoo Agent Carter!
I'm watching season 2 just to find out if her suits can get any more badass. I don't think they can, but maybe..?

According to wikipedia, the 100 was released as a book before the show started, although it was optioned as a show before the first book was released. I can attest that the quality of at least the first book is that of a shitty ghostwriting job, though.

this blog board has so many people
The A.V. Club

That's funny, I pronounced it in my head "eee-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-

She's the ball of the bell.