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It's just like, this car, you know? I mean, geez, he just wants to… drive, I guess… I dunno. There's like, two guys? And they kinda… well, but, oh man, it's like… I just think it's not gonna end well. I mean, geez Rick, why's it gotta be like… like… just cars, y'know? A guy and a car. Two guys, or, or, or…. two cars?

Arrr, 'tis hard to search and replace ascii with a hook for a hand.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it be The Black Spot.

have you ever seen a cat sreems bloody murder

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I think that my eminently logical strategy of arranging all my ships from left to right, adjacently and in increasing order of size, proves definitively who the greater fool is.

This is demonstrably wrong. Because my little brother will put his patrol boat in the lower left corner 100% of the time. Yeah he thinks he's so smart, But you know what? He's not.

Yeah, Uriel got killed off pretty summarily earlier this season. Not a very satisfying end for her. I think they've mentioned Raphael once, as Uriel's sister, but we've never seen her. The big name they've thrown around that seems like it'll be in the end-of-season cliffhanger or whatever is Lucifer. It's kind of

Yeah, I just would have hoped for so much more actual craziness. That boundary between "entertaining crazy" and "just stupid" is just really easy to trip over I guess.

Some time about a year ago, I looked over the potential R field, and Walker was the one I was really afraid of. Midwest governor, overcame tough opposition for reelection, and on the forefront of the whole Right to Work thing, which is heinous but has that aura of being "substantive". He seemed like the perfect storm

Dominion, S2E11: "Bewilderment of Heart"

Well played, Teti. But it would have curtains for you if Koechner had his Costner blockers on. (Those would be some sort of binders that block Koechner from kenning Costner, like Costner blinders or ever a Costner caliper.) You would have had to award him a kostly Koechner kar for kert… er, for certain.

Nah, I was pretty happy with the robot playing lead.

That sounds… horrendously inappropriate for that movie. I'm very glad Wenders held back.

Well I do enjoy a good fava bean.

*strokes DVDs lovingly; has no regrets*

This may shock you, but watching Pushing Daisies inspired me to bake a hell of a lot of pies.

Pushing Daisies: It never featured a pie fight. In fact, no one was ever harmed by pie on Daisies. No, pie was a pure and beautiful thing (made, of course, from resuscitated rotten fruit). People were killed by dim sum, deep-fried chicken, honeycomb, candy canes, coffee, truffles, and scratch-and-sniff book, but never