I've read up to 500 pages this month. Hopefully they'll reward me with a small personal pizza pan.

"Now get back to your side of desk!"

Why did Joel pick such a lame host? I'm just reminded of the time Jonah had a panic attack onstage on Getting Doug with High. Joel redeemed himself on Other Space though, so it's cool.

Oof. If you didn't like Hired! (one of my favorite shorts they've done) I don't think you'll like the show. Maybe try a movie from the Mike Nelson seasons? If you're still not into it, move on.

All of these videos are made by people who integrate the word "salty" into their daily lexicon

I thought the original ending had a cargo ship crash on the beach unloading crates of hot pants

You will NOT believe what the original ending to Lost was! Explosive!

I just stayed home and learned the chords to Karma Police instead

Damn! 16 year old version of myself is pissed! I just added a Radiohead theme to my livejournal and I was super stoked to post my thoughts on Matrix Revolutions after seeing it this weekend with my parents

Imagine if there were children witnessing this

Probably because we've seen three different spider-mans in a short span of time.

How can you regret giving us blonde Emma Stone? I don't think you can.

Needs more U2

Planning to rewatch Rogue One too. I think I'll enjoy it a lot more the second time

Ugh, really? You've got low standards, chum

Frazier from Frasier

Who are the Ramones?

Aw : ( Life won't be so shitty for you soon. I promise.

I agree. It was just jarring, confusing and abrupt. Realistic in a sense that she got killed and.. that's it. You don't get to see what happened to her or anything else. She's as dead as a doornail.

Why not just avoid reading the review? Are you making sure he's tackling the topics you want him to talk about?