Hell, at home I just drink Old Overholt straight and chase it with some seltzer

All of Thomas Friedman's cabdrivers look down on her she is so poor

"Nothing in the rules says a human can't play centerfield"

One man asked me for a dollar.
I said what for?
He said I have seen them!
I said ok it's yours.

To be fair in Garfield's case it was a Monday. He really hates those.

The 1883 mix contains a Lyman Ward Beecher sermon with the first recorded instance of a hypeman yelling "BROOKLYN, top a da food chain"

Genius is 1% condescension, 99% tryhardism

Angry Samoans also!

It's a shameful day!

You are big hairy orangutan

Didn't they get in trouble for that a decade or so ago?

Using the communion wine to make it a bit easier to swallow is what got Father O'Malley in this predicament in the first place.

Potter Stewart was actually being modest. He not only knew pornography when he saw it, his 8mm snuff films were legendary in 1940's Ohio.

But did you pause to yell out "SLAYER"?

Nor Vern.

Daniel Craig dressed as a circus clown needs to happen before he hangs up his Walther.

The audience's reaction to Stone was cold as ice.

Seriously. You don't know how it feels

It's almost as if doing a shit ton of coke in the 80's can still have lingering effects on people decades later when combined with old age and being a bit of a blowhard to begin with!

That sounds good. I had intended to try both Joe's and Arthur Bryant's originally, but a native Kansas Citian I was talking to a week earlier said the latter has gone downhill a bit and to try Q39 instead. Was glad I did so . Had a Triple Threat sandwich there (Pulled Pork, Pork Belly and sausage), was the best…