They were going to send him to school in France and everything

Mean Streets
Friends of Eddie Coyle
The Taking of Pelham 123 (NOT the shitty remake)

Charlie didn't get much into story-based games. He was either dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was stale Cheetos, a little rat meat and holing up in his parents basement playing first shooter RPGs all day. He had only two ways home, death or victory. Well…. three if you count trips to the john…

I was looking at a map the other day and was inordinately pleased to find that there is a town called Saucier located in the part of Mississippi close to Louisiana.

Proves bravery by eating whateverthefuck that dish was that J.D Spradlin pointed to; gets +10 points

Hays didn't oversee the imposition of Jim Crow laws as much as he was forced into a position where he ended having to leave open the floodgates for them to happen. In 1877 the options were to withdraw and hope a mix of time and control of the Federal government could slow everything getting reversed, or let Tilden and…

Well to be fair, not compromising to get Hays in would have resulted in Jim Crow laws coming in faster and possibly even worse than what did. Tilden was not good people, and the Democratic Party of the 1870's was rabidly racist. It was really a lose/lose even worse situation.

Those Sandhills look pretty cool.

He's Andy Dick from the least darkest timeline

Yeah, if you've seen Zwan you've seen em' all.

Lord Varys.

Well not directly, he was sent away by his folks to be raised by a rich man. And the not-at-all hidden IRL person he's supposed to be totally inherited his wealth.

Is it still known as Por Yester?

[Robert E. Lee angrily sends out underscorex's address via Morse Code]

And he apparently DOES have access to a time machine!

It can be two things.

Well…they weren't forced to take Kentucky out of their name. You do the math.

I used to eat those Chimichongs
I used to know my Swiss from Parm
I used to never be afraid (of cholesterol)
I used to eat stromboli

He'll give it for free, without our asking for it or knowing about it, causing us to panic we'll get charged for it

Well that character was also from a decaying industrial Rust Belt city.