A modern civil war. Very Funny

Arizona's prevalence of Sonoran style will be their ace in the hole.

And you know every third regiment of volunteers would be zouaves.

He could not lick our Dick

I've seen that too and found it a bit odd.

Pre-WW II Construction hi-5!

Johnny Dangerously might have been my favorite movie when I was nine.

These parents -

Would you say your refurbished Kroc milkshake multi mixers ……………..
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… bring the boys to the yard sale?

Because the Bat-Brougham lost a wheel?

Who knew "thank god it's them instead of you" in "Do They Know It's Christmas?" was a return to traditional Victorian holiday cheer?

Actually, in certain situations, Galaxy Note 7s provide the "warmest" listening experience.

Alien Jesus just listens to that one Doobie Brothers LP with China Grove on it on repeat.

The Jizzard of Menlo Park

To be fair that particular fowl got wounded from his tight grip on its neck.

"…it's as if I have awoken from a dream filled with opulence and hope… to be standing now in poverty of self worth"

If there was a band called "Jonathan Edwards & The Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God" , I'd assume they were punk as fuck.

"Hey whattayaknow the color comes right off!"

Fun fact. Cooper invented the mirrored coffee table.

That sounds worse than Purple Jesus jello shots