Why does Pat in the first panel appear to have transplanted pubic hair on his head?

Come at you? Oh… so it's that high definition 3D porn.

Re imagines scene in "Say Anything" with "The Old Grey Mare" instead of "In Your Eyes"

Same here.

Noam CHOPsky

The kid and the old man …………………………………. ARE THE SAME PERSON.

Yeah, I actually thought he was dead. Glad to see he's still with us.

You can say that again!

He was Cuban

Helpless people in subway trains scream "My God! he's watching porn again!"

Let's pretend we're seniors and go for the AARP rate

WHY DO WE SCREAM AT EACH OTHER?

As a private concern, management could refuse to serve you. Especially if Mr. Magee is the shift manager.

PHILLIES FAN: [prepares to throw batteries at Santa].

And IIRC the Cardinals team that did win in 2006 was barely over .500 (might have had the weakest regular season record of any World Series winner). Which makes me extra pissed off at Beltran for choking in the NLCS that year.

Three hockey teams in fact

After the game, kids get to run around the bases, while we run a train on their moms.

bbb-ut it's pronounced BEEEEM-Bo

I'm looking forward to seeing games at the Carl's Jr Fuck-You-I'm-Eating Dome.

"He's right! We're so lame!" -
Chris Sale, taking a break from throwing a tantrum over uniforms