I've always thought a really great alternate history could be made if France and Austria won the Seven Years War/French & Indian War.

He could combine them. 80's Speed Metal (or early 90's Speed Industrial) makes a good soundtrack to WW I.

I demand a CGI-filled depiction of the Phoney War!

I assume what ultimately did in the amateur rule to keep out the proles was the fact that all the Eastern Bloc countries could use anyone that was good, since it was the State rather than the immediate family/sponsors covering the costs. If so it's kinda surprising those rules weren't loosed a good decade or two…

Going with Kelsey and Dr. Armond to the titty bahhhr.

And he was Ted Kennedy's most lefty intern once

IIRC my grandfather sold DuMont TV sets in the 40's.

He only went to Washington so he could jump start his Bad Brains tribute band. He just got sidetracked for twelve years with the whole Senator and President thing.

Obama's finally able to grow out his liberty spikes again!

They had a pretty severe decades long falling out

Call J. G. WENTWORTH!

You can order it w/o the bun. If you skip the fries and just gorge yourself on the complementary peanuts while they prepare it to go, you actually get a fairly healthy meal.

You're not my burger pal, buddy!

Yeah he's pretty bad as well and was also a big fundraiser for anti-abortion groups (though he might be dead by now). In the 80's he owned the Detroit Tigers. My distant cousin's wife worked in their HQ accounting department in Michigan. She and others had to wear these "slutty tiger" outfits once for some function.

"Welcome to HAPPY NOW, YOU FAT FUCK EATS SHOPPE! Would you like extra Cheez on your Schloppy Joe footlong?"

Is it the Super Grinders Ron Donald managed?

I assumed that was what they meant, with the reference to no longer being able to look each other in the eye.

I'm guessing her saying she supports Osama for President since he'll capture Obama must be in there as well.

Does the bribe the stewardesses with a bag of candy to get free booze trick work?

LBJ was more a fan of those scrotum neck novelty t-shirts.