"Video Encounters" sounds like the kinda store that also had Buddy Booths in the back behind a curtain.

And water traffic from foot fetishists

When the ad or trailer for this comes on do you say to someone sitting near you "I can't see too well. What's it all about?"

Yeah, I admit I'm being a bit irrational. If I ever came close to running out of stuff on Netflix/Amazon Prime I'd probably go ahead and get it.

Yup. Bedford Park originally. You're from around Throggs Neck,IIRC, right?

Hipster Traci Lords doesn't even OWN a vagina!

So THAT'S why that Lego Brandenburg Gate kit included Swastika bunting!

Her thigh gap's so big, there's a pokestop located in it.

I can Dik it

But he's the one who lip synched ""JUST GRAB EM' IN THE BISCUITS".

Doesn't the other daughter have some kinda half-assed dance track of something floating around the web?

I'm amazed and saddened by how much my family seems to like shit like Cheesecake Factory or Applebees. C'mon Mom, you used to introduce me to more exotic/refined stuff like Indian, Vietnamese and Ethiopian.

$7.99 WITH ads kinda pisses me off.

About a year ago. Was just getting into a whole slew of their line-up (Kroll Show, Drunk History, Broad City, Key & Peele, etc.)

Now Hulu is a rip-off. A million years ago I had the with commercials but free version. But fuck if I'm paying Netflix prices for commercials.

And The Americans, Vikings and various 2000's HBO shows.

How Do You Think It Feels (when your pizza delivery takes too long)?

YOU GOT PRHAANK'D!

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE GARLIC KNOTS MISSING

He's never early, he's always late
So it'll be FREE, let's cel-e-braa-ate