Hence the greenlight recently given to the live-action Ducktails remake

I thought all of Hans Christian Andersen's stories were about his repressed homosexuality.

OWWW MY GROIN!

Someone could have made a good Yellow Submarine-style kid-friendly trippy cartoon around Hendrix's "1983, A Merman I Shall Be"

I was swimmin' in the ocean
and I heard a big explosion

Fifty-Mission Cap seems like it'd be the go to Hockey song (unless it's only appropriate for Leaf games).

What's a place in Canada he wouldn't want to be?

If it's the tour where the Watchmen opened for them I saw it too.

My friend that got me into them had "Live Between Us' which was a great live album that I've gotten some random songs off of in the years since.

That's a great triple bill. Of those bands only saw The Watchmen live though, but I've heard the Headstones are great live.

You should get Trabek to join in.

If America found out about the Headstones or the Tea Party (NOT THAT ONE) you'd know it'd be a sign of some sort of CANCONPOCALYPSE

Already? Wow, Cruz reconciled with him pretty quick.

Or blood loss from getting HIS FUCKING ARM TORN OFF in the……… KILLERWHALETANK

Much like Hockey, in America the Hip are for the most part only followed by people who grew up so close to the border that they got Canadian radio stations.

It's entirely possible that guy was sitting three seats over from me at the one Tragically Hip concert I've been to (Palace Theater, Albany, NY 1998). He kept wrongly predicting the next song they'd play would be "Wheat Kings".

It's because of the …… implication

There are so many oldies that I automatically hear as their 1980's and they needed money so they sold the rights to Duncan Hines versions.

Pretty much yeah.

Gang of Four are a treasure trove of wrong choices for wedding music. "Contract" and "Damaged Goods" would have been particularly inspired choices.