It's ok, you dodged a bullet by not being cast in Clerks II.

I especially loved the gropey hand gestures when he says "we revere movies".

I especially loved the gropey hand gestures when he says "we revere movies".

Spoilers: For Hacks By Hacks

Spoilers: For Hacks By Hacks

And you thought his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow was subtle!

And you thought his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow was subtle!

that was a line from Anchorman.  See Anchorman 1 and get back to me.

that was a line from Anchorman.  See Anchorman 1 and get back to me.

If you hadn't told me I wouldn't have noticed.

If you hadn't told me I wouldn't have noticed.

twenty minutes after his nose gets there. ha!

twenty minutes after his nose gets there. ha!

John Waters/Your Dad

John Waters/Your Dad

seconded, I expect that I will be disappointed with this movie as well but Wes Anderson has a way of lulling me into a fail sense of "maybe this won't suck as bad as the last movie he made."

seconded, I expect that I will be disappointed with this movie as well but Wes Anderson has a way of lulling me into a fail sense of "maybe this won't suck as bad as the last movie he made."

Yes, yes we must preserve the integrity of the sequels for all of the Armageddon purists.

Yes, yes we must preserve the integrity of the sequels for all of the Armageddon purists.

The lack of Owen Wilson in Moonrise Kingdom has been a selling point for me.