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Is Jean Dujardin's face in this movie?…  Why not?

Meek's Cutoff, Inception, Dog Tooth, and Watchmen are the only movies on this list I've seen and I enjoyed all of their endings (or at least as much as anyone could enjoy any part of Dog Tooth).  The ambiguity in movies has never really bothered me; it only annoys me when it's obvious the writer/director simply can't

Brett Ratner is as talented as a turd rolling down a hill except when the turd reaches the bottom of the hill it doesn't make millions of dollars.  I just made myself very sad.  Damn you Brett Ratner!!

So what you're saying is that Cathy Bates is not a cow's vagina with glued-on googly eyes?  I think I owe my cow's vagina an apology, I've been calling it Cathy Bates for years now.

As long as he plays the dumb girl that gets killed in the first episode I'm fine this news.

I saw that movie as a kid and enjoyed the mindfuck ending but I wonder how much it would hold up on repeat viewings an adult.

I am curious how you can decry the use of slurs against women when using the word "asshole", "pond scum", etc. while referring to men.  I find words like "sluts" and "whores" used in reference to sexually active and/or independent women especially harmful but honestly I have no problem with a women being referred to

Just read it, you do bring up some valid points about security.

His tears sustain me.

Not one abortion joke?  Not even a little one?

Tolerating people whacking off to Garbage Pail Kids is what makes America great.

No offense to Clarence but do you really think that guy is a criminal mastermind capable of identity theft or getting away with credit card fraud?  The man doesn't even understand the service he is providing, he's just trying to get by.

If this actually helps homeless people I have no qualms with it, I'd be interested in some follow up after SXSW to find out if it had any meaningful benefit to the homeless.

CK is just playing hard to get. Greta will be knocking at his door any day now, on all fours begging for him to  come back and slobbering on his shoes.  Yeah just let that soak in.

you lost me at sports anal

No zest like incest!

The only way I'd watch this movie is if Adam Sandler got drunk, puked on Rex Ryan, and fucked him.

Meg who let you back into the house?

Looks better than I thought it would.  I'll watch the first couple episodes.  I need something to fill the HBO comedy void left by Bored To Death.

Comics praising comics for 90 minutes. Eff it I'll just watch Louie.